Hideo Kojima Enlists Paul Simon For Upcoming Metal Gear Solid Movie

Kojima has done it again. Just when we thought it was all over, since Konami's unjust and bizarre firing of video game genius, Hideo Kojima, he's gone and out-done himself again.

Despite the fact that Konami is still the rightful owner of the Metal Gear Solid franchise and series (bummer), Kojima has recently announced that he's already nearly 63% complete with his filming of a Metal Gear movie!

A cryptic tweet from nearly four years ago has surfaced, and fans are literally screaming. It turns out the duo met in Japan and the chemistry sparked a relationship that would bring us something fantastic.

While the partnership has been going on four years strong, some are worried about the friction that past associates might bring. It turns out that Art Garfunkel isn't happy about the affair. Scuzz insiders spoke to Kojima and probed him about his upcoming movie.

Q: So, how far along are you guys in the filming of the new flick?

A: "The movie is coming along well. I would say we are about 63% finished so far, that is, the filming aspect alone. I am not even finished writing the story, to be honest. I appreciate a particular flow when I am creating. But yes, we are almost almost done."

Q: Any hints at who's playing Snake? Will it be solid, or naked?

A: "Ha ha. I cannot spoil this, as it would ruin the wonderous movie. What I can say, is that there will be enough to please all fans."

Q: How is Paul Simon helping in this endeavor? Why him?

A: "Paul is a fantastic writer. I remember listening to all of his songs while I ride the metro to work. I said to myself 'What does call me Al even mean?' So one day, I happened to stop in to eat at my favorite restaurant in town and he was sitting there. From there on then, we have been collaborating since."

Q: Can we expect Art Garfunkel to come along for the ride?

A: "This is unlikely. As some might say, it's a 'fat chance', but I am always hopeful. The truth is, however, that Simon and Garfunkel are incompatible in most cases. Besides, Art did not write anything. He would be of no use."

While more information is brewing, we here at Scuzz can't deny that we are at the edge of our seats waiting with abated breath. Kojima is cooking up something really special, and we can't see the lyrical twists that the famous Paul Simon will bring a long.

Are you excited for the new Metal Gear Movie?