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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis place bid for Epstein Island

  • Writer: thescuzzteam
    thescuzzteam
  • Sep 28, 2023
  • 2 min read

You won't believe how much Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are willing to spend on the infamous island.

Ashton and Mila with money signs on their eyes in front of Jeffrey Epstein's Island with Jeffrey Epstein in a red circle above them.
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis buying Epstein Island

Ashton Kutcher, who is known best for his role in Killers and The hit Netflix show The Ranch recently has found himself in hot water over things that a colleague from a different show (that 70's show) had done over the years.


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Apparently Danny Masterson, who plays a charcater named Hyde on the show decided to r*** three women throughout the course of his pathetic career.

Not very good!


What does that mean for Ashton and Mila Kutcher?

It means that they should not be Danny Masterson's friend and they should do things like work on themeselves. However in a recent interview the duo has came under fire for requesting "compassion" to the once friend turned sexual assaulter.

Why would anyone feel bad for someone who has now runied their chances at returning on That 90's Show?


Here at Scuzz we are confused by their choice and their next move is even more shocking...


Rather than walk back the comment they decided to place an open, very public private bid on the infamous Ebstein Island, and they thought no one would notice.

Luckily for Scuzz one of our investors is actaully very familar with the island and is friends with the realtor trying to sell it. The realator requested to remain anonomus so we will not be using Donald Miller's name in the interview


Q: Can you confrim that Selenea and Ashton Kutcher were interested in buying the Epstein island?


DM: There wasnt anyone involved named Selena, Ashton Kutcher was there with his wife Mila present.


Q: Sorry I meant to say Mila Kunis

DM: What?


Q: How much money did they offer


to buy the Ebstein Island?

DM: They didn't make an offer they placed a bid.


Q:How much was the bid for?

DM: 20 Million was the highest Ashton could afford, The Island was going for 60 at the time.

I didn't even consider his hilariously low offer, I thought an actor of his caliber would have more money, but you learn something new everyday!


Would you buy Jeffery Ebstein's Island?

Comment below!



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