SCIENCE SHOWS: Is your Nipple Color your Perfect Wall Color?

Scientists at Unnamed University have been conducting a study to determine if your nipple color would make the perfect wall color for your home. They invested 5 years and 3 million dollars into the study.

Why you may ask?

Well the reasoning behind the study was conducted after the viral trend on TikTok where people were finding their "perfect" lip color matching it to their nipple. So they thought well if it looks good on your lips it'll look extra good all around you on your walls. This was also inspired by the other viral TikTok trend of finding which season matches you most, what matches you better than the color of your own body? And if you paint it on the walls you'll look amazing in every room.

The study was done with 5 groups of people with varying skin and nipple colors to determine if this worked across the board, with one control group of older straight white men with pink nipples.

Example of a similar technology used

They would use this technology also used in makeup and painting, to detect the color of each person's nipple and then a paint sample was created and a backdrop was painted and they had every participant stand in front of their own and everyone else's nipple colors and see which one looked best. They had a committee of 10 scientists, 3 teenage girls, and a Karen.

We reached out to the Karen for comment, but she told us to "Go to H-E-L-L or I'll report you to the IRS" whatever that means.

We did however hear from one of the teenage girls who said, "The whole thing was dumb and cheugy, I'm going to block them so I never do one of these again."

The study was inconclusive from the backdrop test, so they decided the next logical step was to buy a house and test out various options of painting the walls to include ones nipple color. They hired an interior designer to also try and match some furniture and do some funky accent designs.

Some Design Attempts

The commitee determind that your nipple color in fact would make a terrible wall color for your home, unless you have very pale pink nipples, or brighter very pink nipples, it's too gaudy and orangy and does not make you look any better standing in front of it. Even as an accent wall.

Let us know what you think?