Butthole Health, Why it matters?

As a society human beings have always had buttholes. But one thing we haven't had, it butthole health. Our buttholes for centuries have been out there uncreamed, unpilled. Not anymore. With a new revolution in science, buttholes are finally being taken care of.

You may ask, if my butthole has been fine until now why do I need to do anything? Short answer, your butthole isn't fine.

Aside from the gross yucky ewy stinky poo that comes out of it, buttholes deal with a lot every day. From farts, chair sitting, to roller coasters and horse riding. Plus the rough rubs of toilet paper. Our buttholes get the rough end of the splintered drum stick, and not in a good way.

Science is advancing more and more every day and we're finding out more and more things we need pills and creams and treatments for. Turns out humans on our own without all that stuff are an unhealthy mess.

With this new product your butthole will be bleached, hemorrhoid free, smell free, and much more. They even have scented and flavored options.

They even go into having options that tighten or loosen your butthole, but be careful not to mix those up.

We don't often look at our buttholese so Incase you need help idenitfying below we have a diagram of an average butthole. It is not for the faint of heart, but it is a drawing so do not worry. But still may be NSFW.

From Adam

At Everything Butt (not sponsored) They have ... well everything for your butt. They don't have a website or social media, so we took liberties with the images.

Everything Butt AI generated Image if they had promo photos

We don't currently have an ingredients list, but we do know that they have PH balance incase you get some in your other private part, and they have stuff like which hazel and creams and things good for your hole.

Scuzz insiders also got the inside scoop and got to test out some of the products from a PR package they found on the side of the road.

Render of what it may have looked like

We tried getting pictures of the inside of the PR package but our staff tore into it too fast. The love free stuff. Who doesn't?

We got some before and after shots of their holes. Be warned, the images you are about to see are not pretty. And are definitely NSFW.

You thought we were going to show you pictures of your staff's butholes? How silly of you. Instead we used an interpretation using a hole in the ground. As you see before you have a gross swamping muddy hole and after you have a nice fresh clean perky hole.

5 tried it. 3 had normal holes and 1 had an anal fisher and the other had hemeroids they've been battling for years and they siad all was cured after using this cream twice a day for 2 months. The normal butthole staff members even said their sex lives were 10x better after puttin some cream on it. One of them even got cunnilingus!

How to use

1. Apply a little to your fingy

2. Rub that on your hole real good

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