BREAKING: Truth About The Fake US Marshal Arrested at RFK Event
- thescuzzteam
- Sep 16, 2023
- 2 min read
9/16/2023:
An armed man who was impersonating a US Marshal was apprehended outside of a Robert Kennedy Jr. event (RFK) for short. The big question everyone is asking: "Why did he do it?"
The Kennedy's have quite the history with untimely demises due to their political prowess - put simply, the Kennedy family just might be cursed!
The imposter who was clearly being a little too sus, was caught by JFK's security team and subsequently placed in handcuffs. One can only wonder - "What if they didn't notice him?" We at Scuzz don't want to even begin to imagine!
Though we can only assume the culprit was questioned after the fact, no response was recorded, and so we might have to be in the dark on this one until the police come out with more information...or will we?
Scuzz insiders indicate some sort of connection with the late Jeffery Epstein. What Mr.RFK had to do with the Epstein estate isn't quite certain, however, analyst indicate that RFK was staunchly opposed to sex-trafficing and subsiquently may have been on Epstein's sour side.
But the rabbit hole goes deeper...Scuzz political correspondents overheard talks within some groups of the democratic committee discussing the removal of the blue-party runner. With RFK in the race, Joe Biden is facing a serious race ahead of him, one that he just might not want to deal with.
The Kennedys have been known to win, as much as they lose. This means that there might be some tension from both sides, pushing the towards some unruly action.
With Trumps recent arrest, perhaps he's been too accustomed to walk on the wild side. Insiders reveal that Trump and his cabinet have no desire to face an RFK bid. Many audio-snippets of Trump that may or may not be AI-generated have revealed his upset disposition towards the Kennedy, as well as his attitude of not facing him by "any means necessary" - It wouldn't be the first time he's tried to get something that way! We at Scuzz wont put it past him.
Finally, it's no secret that the Kennedys may be harboring a dark past that they just can't outrun. Insiders indicate that they last spotted RFK in the back-rooms of the auditorium he was presenting his event in, speaking an unknown language to a mysterious book. He proceeded to hand the book off to a hunched servant adorned in mythical robes.
While no one can be sure what's going on just yet, the truth shall soon be revealed in the coming days. Scuzz will be here to keep you updated.
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