David Bowie Hologram Tour is $1000 Per seat! U2 As his Backing Band?

No one saw this coming! Tickmaster has just revealed a stunning show that the world has been waiting for. First, we saw the grand return of Tupac Shakur and now, with the recent innovations in AI technology, David Bowie is taking the stage once again.

To no ones suprise, Bono from U2 has stood up to the challenge to officially back David Bowie's performance. Though the Irish rock-star had no formal relationship with the British legend, he claimed that he and his band would be the only one up for the challenge.

"Say what you will about U2, but if you line up all the great rock acts through the years, you'll see that few can come close to match the sound that is Bowie. Who else can match it? No, really? Tell me, who? Are you going to put David Gilmore in-front to play something like "Life on Mars"? Maybe Elton John, but all he can do are a few piano tunes."

The statements Bono made have stirred up quite the controversy between many stars and bands alike. British rock-and-roll legend Mick Jagger had this to say about Bono's remarks as well as their seemingly abrasive annexation of Bowie's tour.

"B*llshit! Bono is a r*bbish choice! Rubbish! We should've been on that bloody stage! He's always forcing his way into things. What the f*ck does U2 know about Bowie? B*llshit!"

The team behind the famous Michael Jackson hologram tour has stated that while their ordeal was quite difficult back in the day, the modern advances in technology and AI development has brought promising prospects for the Star Man's return.

But what did the AI-Bowie have to say about this? Scuzz insiders found their ways into his data-base to ask him!

Q: Why'd you choose U2 to join your new AI-Hologram tour?

"Well, you see, it's a bit of an unexpected situation. I wouldn't say that U2 forcibly joined my act, but there were certainly some pressures and circumstances that led to this collaboration. It's not that I don't appreciate their talent and what they bring to the table, but I had a different vision in mind for my comeback tour, and having another band thrust into the mix was somewhat unpleasant."

Q: So...you didn't choose U2?

"Sometimes in the music industry, decisions are made that may not align perfectly with one's creative aspirations. Nonetheless, I'm a professional, and I'll do my best to make the most of this situation. We'll work together, find common ground, and hopefully create something that resonates with the audience. At the end of the day, it's all about the music, and I'm determined to deliver an unforgettable experience for my fans, even if the circumstances are a tad uncomfortable."

Q: What's with the $1000 price tag?

"Well, you know, the pricing of tickets for my shows, like many things in the world of music and entertainment, is subject to a complex web of factors and considerations. In the end, it's all part of the enigmatic nature of the music business, where sometimes the numbers just don't align neatly with expectations. What's most important to me is the connection I share with my audience and the magic we create together in the live setting. So, let's embrace the mystery, shall we?"

Fans that Scuzz has spoken to are obviously outraged. Polls take by Scuzz News have shown nearly 78% of people do not want to see U2 preform along side David Bowie. When asked why, most refer to the crazed iPhone scandal, a stain that U2 can't seem to clean off their record. Despite their several hit singles, people want nothing to do with them - Scuzz can't blame them.

"F*ck the fans..." Bono said, before giving a peace sign and leaving the interview.

Bowie stirred up some crazy dreams at the end of the Scuzz interview, speaking of wishes with an AC/DC collaboration. is it something we might see in the future?

"I've always believed in the beauty of musical collaboration, and the idea of teaming up with AC/DC to create something that defies genre boundaries is a tantalizing concept. Sadly, it's a missed opportunity, but one can always dream of what might have been."

Will you be buying tickets to the David Bowie Hologram show?