Kevin Hart To Play Omar in new Pikman Movie:

An intresting choice

Written By Harris Wils

After the success of the Super Mario Movie a lot of people have been asking

“Who’s next?”

Long ago, the video game community would Jeer at film adaptations of video games, and for good reason.

“This ain’t no game is a terrible slogan”

Back in, what feels like one hundred years ago in the year 1993. The super Mario movie was made, and was a box office disaster. It took what feels like a hundreds years for a good video game movie to come out.

Who even remembers the World Of Warcraft Movie? Or the tome raider reboot?

We had many teases from World of War Craft and tomb raider, but nothing was quite good enough until the new

“Super Mario Movie 2022”

I tried everything but the picture wouldn't get bigger.

It wasn’t easy, everyone was quite obset when they revealed Chris Pratt to be voicing Mario. John Legzuzmio who played Mario in the 1993 film, made a point to mention that he was upset that there wasn’t any true Italians playing any of the roles. We here at Scuzz think he was obset because he was replaced with the much better much funny actor Charlie from it’s always sunny in filidelfia.

I am so sorry, it's supposed to be Charlie Day and John Leguizma

However after striking gold with the new super Mario movie, ninetendo has already planned many many other movies.

We here at Scuzz are hoping for an Fzero series, but we have already heard rumors that the Pikman movie is underway!

However the actor they tapped for the main role of Olmar is Kevin Hart.

Omar and Kevin James

There is many reasons why this doesn’t work, but we don’t think Kevin Hart can play a character that’s as serious as Olmar.

For those who don’t know, Pikman is a game where you play the titular Olmar.

An Astronaught that crash lands on a strange planet with these things called Pikman.

A red Pikman

Not to be confused with Pickachu, Pikman are these little characters that hide in the soil. The point of the game is for Olmar to pull the Pikman out of the ground, and gather materials to fix the ship.

Olmar pulling a Pikman out of the ground

Many things can happen!

What’s supposed to happen is that Olmar is supposed to fly off to the next planet before his ship breaks down again.

Then you repeat the process til the end of the game.

This is a screenshot from the bad ending of the game.

SPOILER ALERT!

Sometimes, your ship can break mid launch and you’ll die, or sometimes you may accidentally leave Pikman behind and they’re very sad and get eaten by the  thing.

Don’t know the name, didn’t google it hard enough

Can Kevin Hart deliver a serious performance playing Captain Olmar?

It really relies on Kevin’s understanding and respect for the game.

We have reached out to Kevin Hart but he hasn’t responded, he’s probalbly busy playing the game. Hopefully!

What do you think?

What’s your favorite Pikman?

Comment below!