Amid Government Shutdown President Trump Contracts Brain Worm from RFK!

We are shocked here at Scuzz to inform you that President Donald Trump has sexually contracted a brainworm from Robert F. Kennedy Jr. And this is why has been saying such contradictory outlandish things! We know that When Trumps brain is functioning properly he's sharp as a tic tac and on top of the world! So we were so glad to hear that his mental and physical decline has a cause! We hope the President makes a quick recovery.

Our White House insider has informed us that the brain worm can be extracted with a routine treatment of pouring bleach into the President's ear and whispering hymns to coax the worm out. We are confident we'll hear an update soon that he'll be right back where he was on Day 1 of his Presidency. His Grande escelator ride. Not saying anything out of the ordinary to cause concern or conflict with White House press releases.

The White House has declined to give an official statement.

In other news, Joe Biden has said the Government shutdown is good because the stinky woke want our great nation to fail.

All hail the mighty and powerful Trump, Makeing Marica Great Again!