Donald Trump Discovers Crude Oil Deposits On Mars

Donald Trump is signaling another win for America's Golden Age stating that by 2027 we will drill for crude Oil on mars.

After a recent private meeting with Tesla CEO Elon Musk, President Donald Trump was informed that there may be crude oil deposits under the surface of Mars.

Elon had mentioned in a recently deleted post on X that "We all know that 42% of mars is made out of hydrogen. Hydrogen, is one of the many compounds that make up what's needed to make crude oil, IT'S OBVIOUS SCIENCE"

The obvious science around hydrogen

Scuzz insiders have reported of potential quiet dealings that may lead to a

Space-X mars Mission for $500 billion to begin drilling.

Elon Musk is confident that Space X will be able to achieve this goal, by 2027, and he is planning to announce the MARSX program in the coming months.

General B. Chance Saltzman of the U.S Space Force was quick to chime in, stating that "he is excited for the space force to help carry out our mission to acquire oil from our neighboring planet of mars"

General B. Chance Saltzman of the U.S Space Force

The space force was established during Donald Trumps first term, this will be

The Space Force's first major intergalactic operation.

There had been no word from NASA on their thoughts on what some are calling galactic conquest.

Some stupid fucking analyst had this to say about the optics of such a daring and bold plan: "The amount of energy we’ll need to actually transfer all of the oil back to the earth will be nearly twice than what’s retrievable—it’s clear to see that this is an extraordinary waste of money.”

Steve Banon chiming in, giving out his very broad expieriences that he has had over a profesional career

However here is what Steve Banon, had to say about it. "We can't be reliant on china, and other foreign countries, because of the Biden administration we now have what's happening with the straight of Hormuz, we need to beat, the rest of the world to those crude oil deposits, and  that's why we need to make it to Mars first"

Personal Candid picture of Secretary of War Pert Hegesgth

Pete Hegesth also shares views with Banon, and then some. Personal conversations with his aids have told us that Pete is excited at this opportunity, to be the first country to spread Christianity to the desolate planet, and help spread the word of Jesus Christ, beyond what any crusade could imagine. He was noted calling it a galactic crusade.

Tucker Carlson passionatley firing back at the presented idea

Tucker Carlson fired back at the claims stating he does not want Israel to have any involvement in this matter, and he has little faith that the current administration wouldn't involve Israel in the Marz dealings.

A beautfiul and strong presidential family, god bless this country, god bless his ballroom, thank you president Donald Trump for all of your excellence

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