Sir Patrick Stewart Mistaken For Baby At Airport

Captain of the enterprise or captain of the high chair?

Imagine your Sir Patrick Stewart star of Star Trek and many other oscar worthy roles, like Moby in the Moby Dick biopic. You take your seat on your spirit airline flight, and then some woman starts arguing with you that their baby is supposed to be sitting in that seat. 

Sir Patrick Stewart in his most well known role as Captain Pickle

What would Patrik or even Captain Picard do in a situation like this? 

Exactly what you would expect, Sir Stewart was upfrontly apologetic and offered the seat up with no hesitation or maybe in this case too little hesitation because the plane had already shut its door to the non-flying part of the airport, and the once knighted Sir Patrick Stewrat was aboard a flight that was about to take off with no seat!

Sir Patrick Stewart and the airplane

What happened you may wonder? What comes next may shock you, and may give off an idea of disbelief even though this is exactly how it happened.

Sir Patrick Stewart (not a clone) at the airport in the 60's?

There’s patrick wth no seat standing in the isle with his bag already in the overhead compartment. “I’ll leave my bag there until I get this settled”

This had to happen at the worst time because the flight attendants just started their explanation of flight procedure as Sir Patrick took his stand. A look of horror and confusion grew among the flight attendants quickly as they saw that a guest on the plane saw a bald person standing in the isle. “Excuse me, is here some sort of problem” the short attendant chortled down the isle.

In the nicest possible way, Sir Stewart said “I am terribly sorry but there is a baby in my seat”

The two attendants convened along the front and back of SPS (Sir Patrick Stewart) trying to figure out exactly what caused this problem. The taller attendant, scratched his scalp and made notice that the baby and Sir Patrick share the same name. 

Picture from Star Trek :The Final Frontier

The baby is named Patrick Stewart  the confusion came from the lack of the sir in the baby’s name. Since the baby fails to meet the requirements to be knighted. There is no current information if the baby was a UK or US citizen.

A baby with more questions then it bargained for

Kristi Noem, head of ICE had this to say about the situation. “If the baby doesn’t belong here it shouldn’t have occupied a seat on the aircraft. Unless it's a plane ride back home.”

Kristi Gnome with her favorite hat

Patrick Stewart hasn’t responded to the comment, but we’d imagine he would make a point that he himself is from England, and he can fly on whatever dam plane he likes because he is SIR PATRICK FRICKIG STEWART.

Sir Patrick Stewart ready Moby to prepare for a roll

The situation thankfully was handled with ease, a simple clerical error that was fixed on the spot and Sir Patrick was awarded an emergency exit row with extra leg space. Which is very generous coming from Spirit Airlines.

Quite a big mix up mistaking Sir Patirck Stewart for a baby!

What do you think?