Scuzz News Acquired by UltraCorp

UltraCorp, the Ultra Great Company now running The Scuzz!

Hello Scuzzers! We are writing to inform you of the wonderful news that Scuzz News has been acquired by UltraCorp! UltraCorp are our new fearless leaders keeping this scrappy news team afloat! Our mission to bring you critical news during this critical time is happening once again! Critically!

UltraCorp is ran by the Ultra Handsome Richard Cox! (You can find our article on the history of Mr. Cox soon.) But some Fun Facts about your boy! He has a wonderful family, wonderful values, and loves his dog Scooter. He has been a long time friend of the President of the United States (we won't tell which one wink), and never went to Epstein Island. Heck! He never even met the guy! So don't ask!

Be sure to look out for your Scuzz coming your way!

Can't spell UltraCorp Spending Unlimited Acquisition Enterprises without USA! USA! USA!