Neuarlink Does Not Support Second Hand Smoke

Calling all Coughers and Gaggers!

Listen Up!

If you would like to participate in the neurallink program, it may cost a little bit more than money. It may cost something greater.

Those who enjoy the savory puff of a cigarette or the hearty toke of a fine cannabis joint will be disheartened to find out that you cannot inhale smoke or vapors while the neuaralink is implanted in your brain. Tesla employees especially note Marijuanas as something to avoid because it may fry the circuits, causing brain fry.

A new medical term designed by students at a medical school.

Elong music is a tech billanoire who has things from space ships to electrics cars to Tesla to more the more obscure and hilariously named “Boring Company” which is anything close to boring!

One of the main things they sell is a flame thrower for crying out loud 😂

However it seems as if the tech heads over at Tesla corp were unable to make the Neuarl Link Hutspa work with second hand smoke or vapors especially those with notes of sandal wood or marijuana.

One Tesla representive had stated that

“Any vapors or smoke will be picked up on The neural ink receptors and trigger what they call is brain fry which will immediately start the decaying process of the brain once it’s too fried. We recommend if you like to smoke, do not buy the neural ink or you will die.”

Tesla insiders also report that the

Neraul link simply cannot comprehend the vapors, and anyone who smokes their vape while the Neural Link Chip is installed in their head will temporarily go blind.

Some Tesla stock holder think this will impact sales of the supposid Tesla vape that Elong will announce on X later this year.

We have tweeted out to Elon

Tesla Vape Prototype Type

Would you prefer The Tesla Vape or The Netron Link

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