The Weekend To Tour In Gaza Strip

(4/13/24)

This Sunday, Famous pop-singer The Weekend who’s real name I don’t know, has come out with a statement that is spinning heads. Though particularly advised to do anything other than this, he tweeted on X (previously twitter) that he was preparing a magical event in Pælestine.

“I think the best way to end the war is with a voice - I think my voice is a pretty good one to sing to a people in need…”

While he hasn’t mentioned exactly how he plans to execute this idea, the star claims that the show is going to be a spectacular one.

“I’m thinking we’re gonna have big drones flying the monitors around so that everyone can hear the music. Instead of shooting bullets we can dance and vibe…”

The expenses however are another story. Scuzz analyst state that along with mega-drones holding the massive speakers, The Weekend wants a mobile tour stage that can roll around to each location; talk about a tour-bus! Along with multiple floating jumbo-trons and the crew pay, the total is looking hefty, nearing the millons! The funding? Well…that’s covered

The Weekend and his management started a string of fundraisers under the guise of multiple accounts in order to raise the hefty fee. That, a long with peacecore funding, we just might be able to see a cool show!

Despite constant areal bombardments from Isræl and an ever growing ground assault, The Weekend is hopeful.

Yeesh…

Scuzz Analysts are unsure how big the singer’a palestinian fan base is, but nonetheless, he’s gearing towards an awesome time!

“Even if they don’t understand it, I think they’ll fuck with it…hopefully the israelies are chill and enjoy it too…”

Would you go to The Weekends new show?