Scuzz Writers Go On Stirke!

Hollywood may be done being on strike but SCUZZ is just getting started

It's been roughly two weeks since the SAG AFTRA strike has ended and the era of Hollywood being on strike has officially ended.

However recent events at SCUZZ NEWS have placed it's writers in a frenzy sinze talks of employing A.I writers has been brought into SCUZZ meeting rooms.

CEO of Scuzz News, Alan Greene

The Handsome Scuzz CEO, Alan Green made it a point that replacing the writers with A.I would dramtically cut cost, and be a general mood booster around the workplace.

"Imagine a company that was self-sufficient and required little to no money to operate, That would be the American Dream!"

Alan also went on to say that

"This comes at a big inconvience to me, when the writers I employ have the audacity to ask for paid time off, and higher wages It makes me want to blow my head off and mail it too sweeden. Why should I take a pay cut and have to spend more moeny on operations when it's them who needs the money? Fat Chance... Replacing them with an algorhythm that cant talk back or fight for itself is what I prefer."

Many CEO's who preferred to remain nameless, had reached out to Alan directly to commend him for his comments. Alan had also made a statement that

"Both of my CEO friends from Dollar General and Family dollar have given me the highest praise!"

Many writers from the company have refused to be interviewed for this article,

Scuzz writers are currently picketing for higher wages, a harsh no A.I policy, health benefits, 401k and most importantly holiday time off.

SCUZZ writers will not return until these demands are met.

While my friends, and colleuges are on strike. I am currently hanging back as the lone writer for The Scuzz as CEO Alan Greene promised me, a "higher postition" in the company when the strike ends. Honestly though he doesnt even read these articles and I think this company is a front for him to wash moeny.

He asked me to make this article for him, I dont think he will even read it

so I think I will take the holidays off and work at my own pace until further notice

Keep The Faith

Andy Gills