5 reasons alcoholics makes the best romantic partners

5. Danger is sexy

Look up the sexiest people who have ever lived. All of them had an “it” factor. That “it” is called danger. Danger gets the old body pumping blood, the heart racing, the lips sweating. Sounds a lot like love doesn’t it? That’s because it is. Danger and love are practically the same physiological reaction. One only needs to rationalize their mind to become more in tune with this obvious sentiment. When one starts conflating love with danger, that’s when true love can blossom like a sunflower field.

4. they’ll always fight for you

One thing no one can deny about alcoholics is that they never give up. Never. An alcoholic will always make you feel secure in the relationship because you know they don’t have the capacity to give you up. Any ups or downs, lefts or rights, in good times and in bad times, sickness and health, they’ll be right by your side, with you in one hand and a whiskey sour in the other.

3. They’re always down to have a good time

House parties. Booze cruises. Clubs. The dingy dive bar. Where else would someone want to spend their Friday nights? Well, with an alcoholic partner you’ll always have a buddy to go out with when you’re jonesing for an adventure. Even a comfy night indoors becomes a detoxifying experience with a little bit of the bubbly to calm the nerves.

2. Life is more exciting with them

Nobody wants to spend the rest of their life with a fuddy-duddy. Small house, 2 kids, and a dog? Talk about snoozeville! Alcoholics live an inherently exciting life. They’ll do ANYTHING for a fix, so they end up getting into all types of wacky, sit-com like shenanigans. You’ll never know what type of news they’ll come back with at the end of a long work day. Why watch a movie when you can LIVE the movie?

1. They have an addictive personality, so they’ll never want you gone

Everyone desires for a partner to be absolutely obsessed with them. Why not find someone who’s predisposed to that sort of thinking? Studies from successful couples constantly cite an absolute obsession with each other being the key to their long term relationship, and happiness.