How To Make: A Bitch Sandwich?

A Step-By-Step Recipe

A bitch sandwich is a nuanced and delicate thing to assemble, but with my instruction, you can create one in no time.

The best sandiwch I've had in years. Thank you! –Jane Williams

We must first start with the history of the bitch sandwich, and what exactly it includes and why. You'd think its about the ingredients like the lettuce or the tomatoes, but none of that matters in this recipe.

The Bitch Sandwich

Step 1: Ingredients

Everything you'll need:

• 90-300lbs of bitch

• bread or tortilla, whichever you prefer

• ¾ cup salt

• 2 large eggs, room temperature

• attitude

• 12 ounces of not giving a fuck

• ¼ cup giving too many fucks

• 1 cup milk (or nut milk)

Step 2: How to assemble your bitch sandwich

You don't want to go too quickly, take your time putting everything together.

1. Preheat the oven to 666 degrees Fahrenheit

2. Begin by assembling the wet ingredients and whisking them together

3. Next prep your dry ingredients, this includes the bitch.

4. After that this is where you must have careful percion: dunk your bitch into the wet ingredients, really make sure you get in all the nooks and creanies.

5. Sprinkle your dry ingredient mix ontop and put your bitch in the oven to bake

6. The timing is crucial, do not let your bitch overcook or the whole meal will be ruined. You must cook your bitch for 32 minutes exactly, not a minute early or a minute late.

7. Take your bitch out of the oven and put it into your breading.

8. Eat up!

We hope you enjoyed our recipe and let us know below if you made it and what you thought!

Stay tuned for our next recipe where we learn how to make the idiot sandwich