Starbucks being sued for Fake Fruit?!

By Douglas Willisberg

No? they’re not going to start incorporating decorative fruit. The fruit in the drinks may not be real!

As an avid Starbucks consumer when I think about Starbucks I think

Mango Dragon Fruit Refresher, Strawberry Açaí Refresher, and The Legendary Pink Drink.

disregard the pineapple passion fruit refresher, it’s not very good.

These fruity drinks taste delicious and make me feel healthy because they have fruit chunks inside the drink.

Recently however Starbucks is being sued for having quote “fake fruit” in the there drinks!

Apparently there are claims that the fruit used in Starbucks drinks are not real.

Refresher with fruit chunks

This already launches some skepticism from me, I mean the fruit that floats in my drink is real, so why won’t the drink use real fruit. It makes no sense to me that they would do that.

Even if the fruit is fake, so what!

It’s delicious! And I can bet dollars to doughnuts that any of the Dunkin Doenuts drinks donut have any fruit in them.

Those drinks taste disgusting, and they’re not being sued!

yuck!

Disgusting Examples of gross Dunkin’ doughnuts drink

People need to get off of Starbucks’s back and help Starbucks focus on more important issues like

bringing back the

“Double Smoked Chicken Bacon Panini”

It was the most delicious sandwich that I could get with ease at Starbucks, and now they only have 5 sandwiches that are practically the same egg sandwich with little variation, and a high price point.

Or you can have the gross ham sandwich that tastes like a wet fart in a bag, or you could have the turkey basil pesto sandwich which tastes like a freezer burn, or like a tomato mozzarella which tastes like the turkey basil pesto without the turkey, marked at the same price!

All in all,

If the fruit is fake, why should anyone care, and why are we making this the issue of a couple of lawyers and a judge.

The drinks are yum and I won’t stop drinking them!

What’s favorite Starbucks drink?

Let us know below!