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I’m Friends with my Doctor on Snapchat… Here’s why it’s helpful.

  • Writer: thescuzzteam
    thescuzzteam
  • Sep 9, 2023
  • 2 min read

Updated: Sep 18, 2023


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In a world where it takes forever to get a doctors appointment, I finally found a secret to get doctoral advice at the snap of a button.

That’s right, I have my doctor on Snapchat and it’s been the greatest thing since sliced bread!


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Very suggestive photo! But please don’t think of it like that,this is the best I could do to meet deadlines.


It all started in May of last year when I was trying to get an appointment from my primary care. 

The receptionist (who wasn’t kind mind you) asked me what I was coming in for. 

Which I thought was a bit invasive if you ask me, but (pun intended) I was going in to get medication for a recent nasty Hemorrhoid that has developed.


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The receptionist seemed off put, and told me that I couldn’t get an appointment until October, which prompted me to say 

“Are you kidding? I need some sort of treatment, my butthole literally bleeds everyday”

She didn’t seem to care of this notion so I set my appointment for October 29th, two days before Halloween.

What do I do now? It’s May and October was at least five months away.

I started looking at some other options…

After scouring the internet for hours, searching every forum and criagz list add. 

All the sudden popped a Snapchat quick add!


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Doctor Micheal!


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As you can see here Doctor Michael is second on my friends list, above my best friend and underneath my wife of five years.

 

I found this strangely convenient, although it was probably just the cosmos lining up perfectly.

I decided to take the leap of faith, and snap Doctor Michale’s a picture of my hermitic ass hole.

I figured what did I have to lose, I’m snap chatting a doctor!


I was then surprised to meet Doctor Michael.


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This picture is extremely suggestive, but I swear hand to god he is a normal, good doctor.

 

Doctor Michael wouldn’t be on Snapchat as a doctor if he were a great doctor. He has a practice, he’s got a clinic, and practices real doctor shit. The only problem is that he has a very poor Google review of one star for his 

“poor attitude, and outlook on life” 

Which, who should care?!


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I want a doctor with grit and honesty, too many are in it for the endless rotating door of bullshit drummed up by the insurance company!


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I also decided to add this political cartoon, I found it very funny and relevant to the article below.


Anyways, he gives me very accurate results, in quick Snapchat bursts. I also find it refreshing I don’t need to log in into some BS portal on a healthcare website to make an appointment.

I'm familiar with Snapchat more than this other crap. 


All in all!

It’s a lot better talking to your docotor on Snapchat then go through all the hoops of the healthcare system.


Would you add your doctor on Snapchat?


Tell us what you think!




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