thescuzzteamApr 11, 20242 min readO.J. Simpson Said WHAT!? Death-Bed Final Words Revealed...They say legends never die...But will these final words spoken by the man himself put a nail in the cases' coffin? Can we believe him?
Andy GillsApr 8, 20242 min readAlice Cooper Dead Age 79 Beheaded At Rock Show.Sad News rom the rock world as rockstar Alice Cooper, Age 79 passed away at Rock Show.
Douglas WillisbergApr 7, 20243 min readTop 10 Pretzels!By:Douglas Wilisberg Had to get this done on a tight deadline. You may see a few typos. Crunch, Munch, Gulp Pretzels are yummy! Here is a...
Jacob MillerApr 6, 20243 min readSCUZZ NEWS STRIKE ENDSRepresentation of Scuzz Writers On Strike It’s been nearly four months, since the Scuzz strike started. Scuzz offices have mostly been...
ScabNov 29, 20231 min readScuzz News Head Writer Andy Gills Hospitalized In a surprise turn of events Andy Gills has been hospitalized for unrelated reasons to the last post that he made. He is under careful...
thescuzzteamNov 24, 20235 min readSonic the Hedgehog Superstars: nostalgia, novelty, and a metaphor for industrial societyThe older I get, the more I see the nearly 30-year-old Sonic franchise as a metaphor for industrial society. Sonic can help you fight back.
ScabNov 22, 20232 min readMitch McConnell Diagnosed with Benjamin Button's Disease Mitch McConnel has been under hospitalization lately for his latest public health scares, when Doctor's feared the worst they were met with
Andy GillsNov 22, 20235 min readInterstate Road Work Funding Increases $1.5 Trillion Despite No Evidence Of ProgressHeads are spinning down in the senate chamber as gritting teeth come to a bi-partisan agreement to avoid shutdown...at a hefty cost.
Andy GillsNov 20, 20234 min readTop 5 politicans who vapeIn an era of neo-Puritan morality legislation, it’s good to know there are still Trve blooded Americans who what to make fat clouds.
Andy GillsNov 20, 20232 min readScuzz Writers Go On Stirke!Hollywood may be done being on strike but SCUZZ is just getting started It's been roughly two weeks since the SAG AFTRA strike has ended...
Andrew FisherOct 23, 20232 min readDisney To Buy SpongeBob For 40 MillionSpoiler Alert: They’re firing the original voice actor! Robert Iger is back in black as Disney’s CEO and he is looking to acquire some...
Andy GillsOct 17, 20232 min read5 reasons alcoholics makes the best romantic partnersIt might look like a red flag, but consider the following...
thescuzzteamOct 13, 20234 min readOpinion: War Is Bad - And It Needs To StopWhile everyone knows which side is in the right, at the end of the day war is something we should all oppose.
Andy GillsOct 12, 20232 min readFDA approves the Stupid-PillThe FDA approved a pill which makes you stupider. Surprisingly, hundreds of thousands are lining up to try out this this miracle drug.
thescuzzteamOct 6, 20233 min readScientists Prove Short People Are Smarter...And That's Not AllHow's the weather up there? Probably not great, if you've read this recent news and are above 6 feet tall!
thescuzzteamOct 5, 20231 min readSinead O’Connor dead at age 47A sad day in the rock world as rock ‘n’ roll legend Sinead O’Connor has passed on. At the right age of 47 Summer said she was too young...
thescuzzteamOct 1, 20234 min readStudy Shows Dogs Don't Like To WorkHaving a RUFF day? This new study might ease things up, as science shows that "working like a dog" might not be what it's cut out to be.
Douglas WillisbergSep 29, 20232 min readHow To Make: A Bitch Sandwich?A Step-By-Step Recipe A bitch sandwich is a nuanced and delicate thing to assemble, but with my instruction, you can create one in no...
thescuzzteamSep 28, 20233 min readU.S. Soldier Says North Korea Was Amazing!Step away Seth Rogan - This U.S. Soldier has a lot to say about North Korea...and he's actually BEEN there!
