RFK Jr. Has made a statement on President Donald Trump's health, that has us all proud to call him our Lord and Savior, I mean Leader. But like Jesus Christ, Donald Trump is insanley ripped and has super high testoserone (not suprised). According to Dr. Oz he has the highest testosterones he's ever seen. Our Donny Boy is so tall, so manly, so handsome he could make any lady swoon. It only makes sense. His testosterone measures at 2,500 ng/dL. Which is higher than losers who u

Karoline Leavitt announced her pregnancy in December 2025. This got a lot of attention as she will be the first White House Press Secretary to be pregnant. BUT, given how emotional women get with all the hormones going on during pregnancy, speculation has been raised about her ability to do her job. She will need to take additional time off to stay home with her new baby after giving birth, to be a proper mother to them. A mother's place is at home with her children. With the

Registered Republicans now can commit murder, all cases will be declared self-defense. JD Vance condoning legal murder Republican congress members introduce new legislation, but Democrats or Independents are out of luck. You have until the bill takes effect on May 13th 2026 to change your voter status. New voters turning 18 this year will also qualify if they register Republican. Breaking News Update: Ice Agens Shoots & Kills Woman. Rennee Nicole Good. Scuzz News will not be

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Donald Trump makes his latest move in an attempt to distract from the Epstein Files release, ending war in the Middle East and starting war in Portland and Chicago. Photos from Portland and Chicago Something that has been ongoing for nearly a century could potentially come to an end. While this would be an amazing achievement, it's not without its concerns and caveats. Netanyahu has changed his tune to accept an offer that has been offered mulitple times. Its hard not to beli

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