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RFK Jr. Says Trump Has "the highest testosterone level" Dr. Oz Has Ever Seen and his Semen Tastes Like Muscle Milk
RFK Jr. Has made a statement on President Donald Trump's health, that has us all proud to call him our Lord and Savior, I mean Leader. But like Jesus Christ, Donald Trump is insanley ripped and has super high testoserone (not suprised). According to Dr. Oz he has the highest testosterones he's ever seen. Our Donny Boy is so tall, so manly, so handsome he could make any lady swoon. It only makes sense. His testosterone measures at 2,500 ng/dL. Which is higher than losers who u
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Jan 141 min read


Karoline Leavitt to Step Down from Press Secretary Position While Pregnant
Karoline Leavitt announced her pregnancy in December 2025. This got a lot of attention as she will be the first White House Press Secretary to be pregnant. BUT, given how emotional women get with all the hormones going on during pregnancy, speculation has been raised about her ability to do her job. She will need to take additional time off to stay home with her new baby after giving birth, to be a proper mother to them. A mother's place is at home with her children. With the
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Jan 141 min read


Murder Now Legal If You're A Republican
Registered Republicans now can commit murder, all cases will be declared self-defense. JD Vance condoning legal murder Republican congress members introduce new legislation, but Democrats or Independents are out of luck. You have until the bill takes effect on May 13th 2026 to change your voter status. New voters turning 18 this year will also qualify if they register Republican. Breaking News Update: Ice Agens Shoots & Kills Woman. Rennee Nicole Good. Scuzz News will not be
Andy Gills
Jan 121 min read


Sir Patrick Stewart Mistaken For Baby At Airport
Patrick Stewart was mistaken for a baby on an airplane, is this from the fund cuts for the FAA?
Andy Gills
Nov 19, 20253 min read
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